Short Dawg - Champion Freestyle lyrics

[DJ Holiday] Holiday season Aight! [Short Dawg] Uh I'm who these lame n***as trynna be (Short Dawg!) [DJ Rockstar] DJ Rockstar n***a's broke wanna blame the economy You're listen' to the Southern Flame Spitta Volume 3 hosted by my n***a [DJ Ill Will] DJ Ill Will [Short Dawg] What it do n***a? I color blue n***a And when it comes to rap, I'm the number two n***a! Between me and you I bet your woman choose n***a! I've got her on my nuts likes some underroise Hold up hold up... You gotta bring that back like it's stolen! Did you just hear what I said? [DJ Holiday] Holida holida hola hola holiday season! [Short Dawg] Uh I'm who these lame n***as trynna be n***as broke wanna blame the economy You're listen' to the Southern Flame Spitta Vloume 3 hosted by my n***a [DJ Ill Will] DJ Ill Will [Short Dawg] What it do n***a? I color blue n***a And when it comes to rap, I'm the number two n***a! Between you and me I bet your woman choose n***a! I've got her on my nuts like some underroise ni**a! And yes he's, no mask Elvis Freshly Camoflague cargos and some S-Bs! I ain't 5-0 but I can make my neck freeze n***as don't fly we ride on em like jet skis I wet tees tell me how you want your coughin' Put a hole in a n***a head like a dolphin! What's up in my styrofoam's keeping me from coughing? Leanin' so hard I might fall asleep talkin'! I'm drinked out, higher than a branch My t-shirts got horses on em like a ranch A lot of people doubtin' me, thinkin' that I can't But I'm stackin' up the money makin' piles like an ant! And all the women chant when I pull up in that Vanquish Inside's lookin' like a peanut-bu*ter sandwich! I'm the franchise since Houston traded Francis Crib's so big you probably thought it was a campus But let em see that Condo I bet you still bop Crib's so high up it make your ears pop I'm in the Ucon scoop and twachin' huge buns Bring em to the spot and then cut em like coupons See I'm The Southern Falme Spitta hot as Tucson A lot of people sleepin' on me like a futon But this is too fun! My life is great! That's why it reads "HA-HA" on my license plate! I made some bad choices, learned some lea**ons by mistake Met a lot of people in the game that's kinda fake But I made some promises I'm trynna not to break And now a n***a pockets fat like they out of shape! I'm in and outta state usin' planes like cars Got my n***as from the hood runnin' trains on stars My brain's on Mars, my flow's on Venius My game's all mad and so those hoes on penis! I got my clique with me, and trust me I'mma do sick Waiting on me to give em the que like a pool stick I'm on the way tell the top spot reschedule me Ain't the best yet but I'm better then you'll ever be! (Short!) (HAHAHAHA) These n***as all dead! Word to my n***a Hard-Head! Ace Town representer! My name is Short Dawg and I'm the Southern Flame Spitta! ni**a! CHYEH!