Sherman Lurch - KrankShaft Alpha lyrics

[Intro] I like that, I like that a lot Keep that. Yeah, yea-yea-yeah [Verse 1] Sherms and L i n u s, chillin downstairs Makin' dumb tunes without any cares I'm not spittin' bars, I am spittin' bears My rhymes so ferocious got honkeys scared But not real rappers, not MCs neither They just look at me and think I'm a beaver A p**y, a chump, a Little Bo Peep-er They don't know I'm more deadlier than reapers Ain't that grim, how a dude so slim can Eat a beat with nothin' spilled on his chin Or his dimples, I keep this sh** simple I'm a simian rhyming like a chimp Monkeyin' around. Don't wanna bang my head Otherwise me and my siblings will be stuck in bed I'm feelin' the good vibes, don't wanna hang my head Otherwise me and my homies will be stuck in dread [Chorus] We're the sh** that you want. Everybody else is just junk Don't tell me the sh** that you want. Big Wet is the sh** that you want Big Wet is the sh** that you want. Everybody else is just junk Don't tell me the sh** that you on, Big Wet is the sh** that you want We make this look easy, to us it's nothing We do it so well while you act out lame scenes Remember the spaces, don't call me Shermine Come ride with me baby, Big Wet is the team X2 [Verse 2] Took a stroll down by the lakeshore, smoked Me a joint and then another four Then I pa**ed by my favorite liquor store and I Noticed they quickly locked the front door But i didn't go Four Loko. No, not this day I was too mellowed out by trees from Cali So I laughed it off, no negatives in my way Unless they're pictures, what words do they say? At least one-thousand, is what you should pay me Whether I make a rhyme or give lawn rakings I wanna rake up the green, all mine for the taking Money root of all evil, Jesus can't save me So L i n u s, the next time you see me is in hell Evil will surround me when I make my wealth Blow it all myself. I don't need to help I'll be askin' Satan for change, oh well [Chorus] [Outro] Big Wet is the team Come ride with me baby, Big Wet is the team Big Wet is the team Come ride with me baby, Big Wet is the team Big Wet is the team [Lucy monologue] No, no, no. Listen all of you You've got to take directions You've got to have discipline You've gotta have respect for your director