Sherman Lurch - Home Phone lyrics

[Intro] The tempo for this song is 169 [Verse 1] Oh look there he goes again, dope rhymes like some h**n I'm going savage like a fox, and this beat's looking like a hen It's Sherman the cracker, or Sherman the natural b**hes hating L i n u s and I because there is a lack of us The realest homies in music, we haven't won, but not losing We were just some unarmed bombs but weak sh** made us light our fuses Blowing up the game like sad b**hes do to your phone Don't let your main squeeze see it, or you're mainly squeezing it alone You know I like this rapping sh**, I'm starting to get the knack of it My mom told me to clean it up but i'm not f**ing immaculate Glad that I'm participating, happy with the rhymes I'm making I'm chilling with L i n u s now, to hell with Thomas f*gan Starting to get nasty, you know i'm always sa**y I'm not that bad of a guy when I have a good time actually So please don't hara** me, I don't wanna get aggressive I am just a peaceful artist but my fists might become expressive [Verse 2] I've just been chilling with rhymes that were written But I have not yet spit, yo Thompson why can't you get with it? It's not like I need help, i've been doing fine by myself That's why I'm drinking by myself, that whiskey from the bottom shelf You know I'm an alcoholic, it's a problem not worth solving Financially I'm not to solvent, but my flow has beats dissolving Is my chemistry absurd? Nah, just call me Heisen-Sherms You can take my word. I'm the sh** just like a turd A metaphor, don't know it. Sorry I'm not a good poet But the way that I am flowing, I'll be great before you know it Maybe not that historic, but hotter than daddy bear's porridge And I am no longer dormant, I'm in the end-zone and I'm scoring But I ain't Eric Decker, I go-go-gadget inspector Stay on point like a vector, but my direction is all messed up No-one will take me serious unless I'm on rap genius People please believe in this, you're starting to make me furious [Verse 3] Back to the flow you know, before we get out of control Just like the psychotic mindset of a rabid carnivore Snappy angry alligator, I think I will smoke more later Get high as heaven and pa** the bong to my savior Jesus guys, cut me slack. I just wanted to see if he'd match But he just glared at me and said, "Sherman you are really wack You stupid chap. You're a giant loser and a stoner." "Well alrighty then, I guess my rap career is over."