Sharon, Lois & Bram - Turkey in the Straw lyrics

Oh, I had a little chicken, she wouldn't lay an egg So I poured hot water up and down her leg Oh the little chickie cried and the little chickie begged And the gosh-darn chickie layed a hard boiled egg Oh! Turkey in the straw (ha, ha, ha) Turkey in the straw (ha, ha, ha) the old folks danced with the mother-in-law As we played a little tune we call it "Turkey in the Straw" 2. Oh I had another chickie... I poured a bus .... And the little chickie cried... And the gosh darn chickie laid a "busted" egg chorus Did you ever go a-fishing, on a sunny sunny day When all the little fishies are a-swimmin' in the bay With their hands in their pockets and their pockets in their pants And all the little fishies do the hootchy-kootchy dance chorus Oh, I went to Chibougamau I Walked around the block And I walked right into a bakery shop I took three doughnuts out of the grease And I handed the lady a five cent piece Well, she, looked at the nickel, she looked at me and she Said "This nickel's no good to me. There's a hole in the middle I can see right through Says I "There's a hole in the doughnut too. Save and a haircut -- six bits Tip the barber -- two bits All together -- one buck My cousin Jules' got big feet, but my friend Bram's got him beat chorus Jump in the breadbox, you crumb!"