Shaolin_Chef - Vesuvius's Interlude lyrics

Hey dude, I hate everything you do But I'm trying really hard to not hate you Hating you won't make you s** any less The world would be a better place if you were gone I don't wish you'd die, I wish you'd never been born And if you died, you'd get an undeserved rest That's not a f**ing euphemism You should spend forever in prison Without ever hearing It Was Written I'm completely against plagiarism But I completely bit four of the first five lines I even made the whole thing rhyme And then stopped Which isn't the sort of thing I do I either rhyme all the way through or not at all I pa**ed English Lit in school My hatred breaks all the rules You've only just started teething What do you know about beefing? Your rhymes aren't funny, this is no fun From 0 to 100, you're not even 1 Nothing I say about you could ever be slander You should hang out with Richard and Xander OK k** the music Brackets the beat drops brackets a capella Who am I meant to be dissing again? And why? What did this person ever do to me? ... Who is that? ... Right, OK. I don't have a problem with either of them. Why am I dissing them? ... I was just imagining I was rapping about Ben Carson ... So this is pure entertainment? Am I someone you a**ociate with mere entertainment? ... But I'm much better than ScopeY! I should have been your first choice! When will people wake up to my greatness? OK, this is a joke. Forget the pretend beef, this is personal now. Start the beat again! brackets the beat starts up brackets verse 3 ScopeY ScopeY ScopeY he's so dopey... Where's my beat? Where are my headphones? Where's my mic? Is anyone even listening? Hello? Hellooooo?