Seth MacFarlane - Road to Rhode Island lyrics

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Seth MacFarlane - Road to Rhode Island lyrics

Brian: Listen kid, there's- there's something I've been meaning to tell you. It's not easy for me to say. Stewie: Oh God, you're not coming out of the closet, are you? Oh God--why does everyone always come out to me? Brian: I just wanted to thank you for everything you did today. I know this whole trip has been a mess. Stewie: Well, it hasn't been all bad. I must admit, there have been some moments that were, dare I say fun? Brian and Stewie: ♪ We're off on the road to Rhode Island ♪ ♪ We're having the time of our lives ♪ Stewie: Take it, dog. Brian: ♪ We're quite a pair of partners, just like Thelma and Louise. 'Cept you're not six feet tall... ♪ Stewie: ♪ Yes, and your breasts don't reach your knees. ♪ Brian: Give it time. Brian and Stewie: ♪ We're off on the road to Rhode Island ♪ ♪ We're certainly going in style ♪ Brian: ♪ I'm with an intellectual who craps inside his pants ♪ Stewie: ♪ How dare you! At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants ♪ Brian: Oh, pee jokes. Brian and Stewie: ♪ We've travelled a bit and we've found ♪ ♪ Like a masochist in Newport, we're Rhode Island bound ♪ Brian: Crazy travel conditions, huh? Stewie: First cla** and no cla**. Brian: Whoa, careful with that joke, it's an antique. Brian and Stewie: ♪ We're off on the road to Rhode Island ♪ ♪ We're not gonna stop 'till we're there ♪ Brian: Maybe for a beer. Brian: ♪ Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry ♪ Stewie: ♪ That's right, until we're syndicated, Fox will never let us die. Please? Brian and Stewie: ♪ We're off on the road to Rhode Island ♪ ♪ The home of that old campus swing ♪ Brian: ♪ We may pick up some college girls and picnic on the gra** ♪ Stewie: ♪ Uhuhm, we'd tell you more, but we would have the censors on our a** ♪ Brian: Yikes! Brian and Stewie: ♪ We certainly do get around. ♪ ♪ Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims ♪ ♪ Who are thrown out of Plymouth Colony. ♪ ♪ We're Rhode Island bound. ♪ ♪ Or like a group of college freshmen ♪ ♪ who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown. ♪ ♪ We're Rhode Island bound... ♪