Seth MacFarlane - Makin Whoopi lyrics

Quagmire: Another bride Joe: He looks so gay Quagmire: Another June Joe: Oh what a day Quagmire: Another sunny honeymoon Joe: hip hip... (Peter fires and hits Joe) Joe: Oww Quagmire: Another season.. (Peter fires and hits Quagmire) Quagmire: awwk! Another reason Together: For Makin' whoopee! (Near miss by Peter flies by Joe's head) Joe: Look, you aren't going to shoot us in the eye are you Peter? (While aiming at Joe's eye) Peter: Oh no, I wouldn't try to shoot you in the eye. Quagmire: A lot of shoes Joe: We're throwing shows Quagmire: We're throwing rice Joe: Its all so nice (A BB hits Joe in the forehead) Joe: Oh, whoa! Peter! It was really close to my eye! Peter: Relax Joe, I'm nowhere near your eye. Hey Joe, open your eye. (Peter hits Joe in the eye) Gotcha! Quagmire: What the hell, Peter? You shot Joe in the eye! Peter: Keep singing you! And keep your chin up so I can see your throat. Quagmire: No, no! Screw this! You're a jerk! Peter: Jerk? What kind of a way is that to talk to your friend who gives you money? Quagmire: Go to hell, Peter! We don't need your money! And we don't need friends like you! Joe: Yeah! We're outta here! Peter: Fine! Go on, I don't care! I don't need you! I got money! Quagmire: You know Peter? You used to be a great guy, but ever since you won that lottery awwww! (Peter shoots Quagmire in the throat) Quagmire: aww aww... Come on Joe, f** this guy. (Mort Goldman appears) Mort: I'm here to audition for Fiddler on the Roof. Peter: Come right in.