Seth MacFarlane - Bag of Weed lyrics

Stewie: Now, everybody gather round and listen if you would When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick All: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed It's the only help that you'll ever need Because everything is better with a bag o' weed! Stewie: There you go. You're all getting it now Ensemble: When Texas people wanna feel good Stewie: They go a**ault a queer Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush Stewie: He humps a guy like me Ensemble: Right! All: But all we need is a bag o' weed to keep us worry free One, two, three, ho! A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed No, you don't need meth and you don't need speed Because everything is better with a bag o' weed Stewie: Have a go, Brian Brian: As Mr. H. L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool" Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, "Poof do kee dee poh pool." Brian: But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear All: Hey! Because all we need is a bag o' weed To make us wanna cheer And one, two A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed You can try and fight, but we're all agreed Because everything is better with a bag o' weed (instrumental break) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight And a one, two, three, four And a five, and a six, and a seven. Oh! A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed You're a happy guy when you plant the seed Because everything is better with a bag O' Weed! Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!