Sebastian - Facebook Story lyrics

[Skit: SebastiAn] I was just telling that I got this girl before And I was together since 3 years And uhh, I was not even cheating her or what And Facebook arrived and uhh she wanted me to accept her on Facebook And I don't want it because I was like in front of her And she told me like "Accept me on Facebook" It was virtual, means no sense So I say "I'm in front of you, I don't need to accept you on Facebook" She started to be crazy She thought that because I didn't accept her She thought I was cheating She told me like, uh, "it's over I can't believe you" I said "come on you're crazy because like yeah I'm in front of you, I'm every day Here in your house" That's, it means like it's jealousy Pure jealousy for nothing You know Virtual thing