Seanan McGuire - Some Girls lyrics

Some girls like the vampires -- s**ual simulation Some girls like the warlocks, all rituals and incantations Some girls like the werewolves, flirting with lycanthropy But none of those late-night creature features Ever did a single thing for me Some girls like the swamp things, they say that gills have hidden uses Some girls like the psychos, they're seeking serial abuses Some girls like the phantoms, they want a lover clear as cellophane... But if you wanna knock me clean off my head Baby, better rustle up the living dead 'Cause the only guy I wanna find in my bed Is the guy that wants to eat my brain Some girls like the mummies -- bondage has its own appeal Some girls like the robots, they're looking for a man of steel Some girls like the spacemen, they go where no man's ever gone before But all of those macho midnight monsters Always struck me as an awful bore Some girls like the creatures, although a**embly's required Some girls like the madmen, they say true love should be inspired Some girls like the hunchbacks, they're only looking for a willing slave... But if wanna watch as I sigh and swoon Baby, just forget about the Black Lagoon 'Cause the only guy who's ever gonna sing my tune Is the guy who's risen from the grave It's not an ordinary kind of kink, I know But now that it's caught hold of me, it won't let go My Casanova's waiting six feet below For a girl with excavation in mind You can call it 'necrophilia' and say it's vile I just know I wanna do it George Romero-style; It's a special sort of craving and I'd walk a mile For the stiffest guy I'm likely to find Some girls like the mutants -- I guess that they don't mind it messy Some girls like the legends, flirting with the likes of Nessie Some girls like the demons, they want to lay down on the dotted line But if you wanna please me all night and day Baby, then I know you're gonna find a way To find the kind of fellow who just won't decay And you know I wanna make him mine -- I'll be off of my head at the dawn of the dead And when reason has fled, I'll take horror instead And the only kind of guy that I want in my bed Is the guy who wants to eat my brain!