Seagram - Flintstones lyrics

[ VERSE 1 ] Once upon a time in a town called Bedrock There lived a man named Fred who ran a dopespot He had a right hand man named Barney And loc'ed out fools who used automatic tools in his army Fred worked for Mr. Slate Who owned a rock factory, but Fred rocked up cakes And sold em at 14.3 A 4.3 profit cause Slate gets 10 g's Fred made good bread but he was fed with the pay And only Slate stood in his way He had a plot for Slate which was murder Discussed it with Barney over Brontosaurus burgers Barney was down, he said, "Call me when you're ready But gimme a few hours to take a shower and f** Betty" Fred said "Yabadabadoo, it's on" Meet the Flintstones [ VERSE 2 ] Fred had a plot to get Slate over He had p**no on his Bedrock camcorder Slate was on his way to the casino Got flagged down by Fred's dog, name's Dino He got persuaded by the dog's dilemma When he heard on the p**no was Betty and Wilma Slate got to the house and didn't see a thing He was shot, heard the co*k of a M-16 Blew his whole head off, poor Mr. Slate Barney rolled him in a rug, then dumped him off in a lake But Fred didn't know one thing Before Slate came he gave the Buffalos a ring And said he'd stop by Fred's for a minute And be at the casino as soon as he's finished But Slate never showed up, Mr. Slate's gone And the Buffalos is trippin - meet the Flintstones [ VERSE 3 ] Now Fred and Barney run a rock factory And the pockets are past satisfactory Barney bought Bam-Bam a ride A stone Mercedes with 4 12's inside Because of the stone the beat sounded like treble Gettin head from Fred's daughter, name's Pebbles It was dark, all you saw was sparks from the guage He was slippin cause the head had him in a daze The Buffalos was deep in a Chevy Lookin for Barney, but they only found Betty Kidnapped the b**h, pistolwhipped her with a gat Said, "We only askin once, where the f** are they at?" Scary-a** b**h snitched in a hurry Said Fred and Barney was down in the quarry They tied the b**h up and put two in her dome Now the Buffalos is headed for the quarry - meet the Flintstones [ VERSE 4 ] Now Fred and Barney heard the bad news The Water Buffalos was out payin dues Fred said, "We ain't goin out like punks" Grabbed the 50-shot K and Barney grabbed the pump Dumpin on the Buffalos meeting hall Barney yellin, "One for one, n***a, all for all" Sideways, headin straight back to the spot But they didn't know the Buffalos were posted on the block Glocks co*ked, soon as they spotted them, they got at them Tryin to drop them, tryin to pop them With M-16's and A.R.-15's Tried to peel their cap with sub-Uzi machines Barney caught a couple straight in the face And Fred tried to make a run for the cash and the cakes But he got rattled by the bullets as he stepped out the Brougham And that's the end of the Flintstones