Screeching Weasel - O. M. W. lyrics

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner That is truly what I'd really like to be 'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner Then everyone would be in love with me (spoken) Oscar Meyer weiners Come get your hotdogs Ah, their made with all This sh** from a cow that Nobody wants, like mucous And marrow and eyeballs And bile, and all that crap That really makes them taste So damn, really f**ing good I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner That is truly what I'd really like to be 'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner Then everyone would be in love with me