Screeching Weasel - I Wanna Be A Homos**ual (Original 1989 Version) lyrics

The way you look at me The way I look at you the same Jerking off to Penthouse I'm completely f**ing through and through A bedroom full of lies Masterbating, masterbating, mastering geek Masterbating geek, masterbating geek I wanna be, I wanna be a h*mos**ual I wanna be, wanna be a h*mos**ual I'm gonna be, gonna be a h*mos**ual I'm gonna be... Shock the middle cla** Take it up your punk rock a**! Quit the music trade I think I wanna be a f**ing f*ggot I'm not f**ed up I'll be f**ed up Am I f**ed up yet? I'm not f**ed up yet I'm not f**ed up yet No f**ing way! I wanna be, I wanna be a h*mos**ual I wanna be, wanna be a h*mos**ual I'm gonna be, gonna be a h*mos**ual I'm wanna be... Call me a f*ggot Call me a bu*t loving, fudge-packing queer I don't care It's the straight in straight-edge That make's me want to drink a beer And be a f*ggot, call me a h*mo The way you look at me The way I look at you the same Quit the music trade I think I wanna be a f*ggot I'm not f**ed up I'm not f**ed up I'm not f**ed up yet No I'm not f**ed up yet I'm not f**ed up yet No f**ing way! I wanna be, I wanna be a h*mos**ual I wanna be, wanna be a h*mos**ual I'm gonna be, gonna be a h*mos**ual I'm wanna be...