SC Static - You're-A-Herb lyrics

You're-A-Herb Lyrics You're-A-Herb, if you rhyme about the diamonds on your neck And you purchase fancy items tryna buy yourself respect You're-A-Herb, if you claim that it's the 90's that you rep But you never heard a record on a vinyl or ca**ette You're-A-Herb, if you actin' like the baddest on the block But anytime there's confrontation you go tattle to the cops A-Herb, if you think that I'm the whackest on the beat And you're actually preferring Sam Adams over me You're-A-Herb, if you ride with your system so loud While you're bumpin' Ricky Ross with your windows rolled down A-Herb, if you're all about your face and your looks And you send your food back when your steak's undercooked You're-A-Herb, if you're all about the a** and the thongs And you rap about your cash and your swag in your songs A-Herb, if you back squat lighter then you curl You're rockin' skinny jeans that are tighter then your girls You're-A-Herb You're-A-Herb, if you sit around and booze every night And you pop a different pill for every mood in your life A-Herb, if you don't know how to be with older folks And you over laugh when someone tells a mediocre joke You're-A-Herb, if you're always sending messages and likes And stay on twitter tweetin' every second of your life You're-A-Herb, if you're causin' me impatience and distress Like a guy who be sending smiley faces in his texts You're-A-Herb, if you nonchalantly drive in the morning And you're causing traffic doing 25 in a 40 You're-A-Herb, if I'm struggling about to get an F And you're blocking me from looking at the answers on your test A-Herb, if you wear your shorts high and out of place With a fanny pack and sweatshirt tied around your waste A-Herb, if behind my back you're hating on my tapes But you're too much of a coward just to say it to my face You're-A-Herb You're-A-Herb, if you lie about the girls that you get When your right hand's the only one that's jerking your dick A Herb, if you dress like it's a hot and sunny day When there's clouds in the sky and your rockin' stunner shades A-Herb, If you're wearing hair products every month Always scheduling appointments at salons to get it cut A-Herb, if you're normal when we're chillin' one on one But every time we're out in public you start putting on a front A-Herb, if you're lurkin' at a club that's full of noise And you start acting tough when you're drunk around your boys A-Herb, if you joined the gym scene on the 1st And by the 3rd you were cutting all the sleeves off your shirts A-Herb, if you acting like you bad and you live But you're only picking fights with kids half of your size A-Herb, if you go up to your boy and give him daps And when he leaves you start flirting with his girl behind his back You're-A-Herb