Saturday Night Live - NFTs lyrics

(spoken intro) {professor} Wow, secretary yellen, it was an honor to have you with us today {janet yellen} Well, professor, it was my pleasure to speak to aspiring economists {professor} Do we have time for one more question? {janet yellen} Hey, i don't have anywhere to be {professor} All right, anyone have a question? come on guys, the u.s. treasury secretary is right next to us. uh, yes, you, young man? (musical intro) {slim shady} Two silicon boys were talkin' outside Talkin' outside Talkin' outside {janet yellen} Okay, so what is your question? {slim shady} Two silicon boys were talkin' outside Talkin' outside Talkin' outside {janet yellen} Yeah, i heard you the first time (verse 1) {slim shady} Now what the hell's an nft? Apparently, cryptocurrency Everyone's makin' so much money Now please explain what's an nft I said what the hell's an nft It's like real-life monopoly Everyone is doin' it like gronkowski Can you please help me make an nft? (spoken) {professor} Son, i didn't understand a word you just said {slim shady} Thanks! {professor} That is not a compliment {slim shady} Huh, i disagree {janet yellen} I actually see what you're saying, young man. um, we are aware of nfts, and there are currently {morpheus} Excuse me. i can break it down for you {professor} Excuse me, are you morpheus from the matrix film series? {morpheus} No, but i do have pills if you need some. the thing about nfts is (verse 2) Non-fungibles Gifs of ron funches eating lunchables Or pics of colin jost's face, very punchable Digital images Of digimon doin' scrimmages Or a pic of a nun with a nintendo switch Dictionary With a pic of fat jerry I made it last night and now i got three thousand dollars And now i can buy me a gif Of peter griff- In crossin' up all-star ballers Who are taller Look at these If you please Supreme court justice chuck e. cheese Bam margera in a mini coop with master splinter Amy klobuchar and adam driver having dinner {slim shady} Hey, here's a van host that works For 24 million, it could be yours And the prices go up and down, you see So that explains an nft (spoken) {janet yellen} Okay, well, that was just a list of complete nonsense, but you're not totally wrong. can anyone here expound on that a bit more eloquently? anyone? what about you, man with the mop? {janitor} Who, me? well, i wasn't really payin' attention, but if i had to explain nfts, i'd probably say this: (verse 3) Hey, here's the thing about nfts It's a non-fungible token, you see "non-fungible" means that it's unique There can only be one, like you and me Nfts are insane Built on a blockchain A digital ledger of transactions It records information on what's happenin' When it's minted, you can sell it as art And this concludes my rappin' part Motherf----- (spoken) {janet yellen} Wow, that's pretty much what i would've said, so thank you {janitor} You're welcome {janet yellen} I don't know if this is too forward, but i actually have tickets for ufc 260 if you guys wanna come {slim shady, morpheus, janitor} Aw hell yeah. no doubt {janet yellen} Great (outro) {slim shady} Na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na Nerds!