Saturday Night Live - Jingle Barack lyrics

[Intro: Kenan Thompson, Chance The Rapper] Yeah, it's been a dope 8 years but now we got 1 last Christmas with Barack Obama. So, if we going out, we going out with a bang Let's get holly and jolly, shall we? [Verse 1: Kenan Thompson, Chance The Rapper] It's December 24th in the U.S.A And the party's going down in a major way The DJ is bumping, crazy snow outside There's eggnog and chicken and turkey and fries We still got Barack, so you know what that means We shooting some hoops in high waist jeans So 'tis the season, let's spread some cheer It's the last Christmas with Barack still here [Chorus: Kenan Thompson] The last Christmas Barack's still here [Verse 2: Kenan Thompson, *Chance The Rapper*] Hey, kids enjoy the presents while you can 'Cause next year you might get a bomb from Iran Look man, we got birth control under the tree And we're stuffing every stocking with legal weed Hey Eric, Hey Mike, get married tonight Real quick, let in every immigrant in sight So go nuts before the North Pole disappears This is the last Christmas before Trump next year [Chorus: Kenan Thompson and Chance the Rapper] The last Christmas Barack's still here [Bridge: Kenan Thompson, *Chance The Rapper*] The last Christmas Before Trump next year Oh snap, even Jesus is getting down Dang, Jesus, I didn't know you was a Democrat [Verse 3: Chance The Rapper] This year I bought four Christmas trees Stockpiled all the Home Alone DVDs I got batteries, canned food, everything I need There will probably never be another Christmas Eve Been drinking eggnog like I don't care I'm-a hurt myself before we lose ObamaCare Say goodbye to Barack, say goodbye December For a new holiday called Regular Winter [Verse 4: Chance the Rapper, Darryl McDaniels] Even Kanye is endorsing him Got Obama back smoking Newports again Left the cookies, last will and testament For the first maybe last black president I'm decked out in Santa gear from head to toe Then I noticed Papa wasn't in his festive clothes I said, 'Dad, what's wrong?' And he said back, 'Never trust a white dude wearin' no red hat.' [Chorus: Kenan Thompson, Chance The Rapper and Darryl McDaniels] The last Christmas Barack's still here The last Christmas before Trump next year [Verse 5: Leslie Jones] Here I go, here I go, here I go again Girls, what's my weakness? Joe Biden He makes me feel funny in my Christmas wreath With his aviator shades and his big a** teeth Wanna take a freaky ride with Amtrak Joe We could share ice cream under mistletoe So Joe, snuggle up for a four year nap And I'll tell you what I want while I sit on your lap [Outro: Chance The Rapper] Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle Barack I do the Jingle Barack Last Christmas with Obama So hug your baby mama And do the Jingle Barack Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle Barack I do the Jingle Barack Last Christmas with Obama So hug your baby mama Might be the very very last Christmas