Sarah Jerrand - Sitters Manor Blues lyrics

[Verse 1] That fart was quite the squirter I'd rate that sh** a ten I haven't cut that wet a fart Since I don't know when Your a** is stuck in Sitters Manor My a** keeps fartin' on Yes, my a** keeps a-breakin' Each and all of your bones [Verse 2] You're b**hin' like a baby Let me tell you, tiny slave A big ol' sh**'ll be in your mouth If you cannot behave Yes, I'll sh** right in your eyeballs Just to watch you blink When it squeezes out my a**hole Damn, that sh**'s a-gonna stink [Verse 3] There's a bu*tload of rich folks eatin' Rich ol' lobster and caviar But instead you're drinkin' a**hole juice Smoke it like a fat cigar From my a**, you should be cummin' Ain't it a mighty damn sight? Yes, my a**'ll keep a-fartin' All f**in' day and night [Verse 4] Well, if I freed you from this prison Then you'd run away and tell My a**'d be detained for sure You're better off in hell Far from civilization s**in' out my a** for weeks That's the sh** you get For bein' p**y and meek