[Becky] (spoken) Jenna, time to pee on a stick! [Jenna] (spoken) Wha- (sigh) I don't wanna know [Becky] C'mon honey, you've waited long enough [Becky & Dawn] Get to it and do it [Jenna] (spoken) Okay girls, enough! [Becky & Dawn] You know what we mean [Dawn] I hope you drank enough this mornin' [Becky] C'mon sweetie, it's better to know We'll be right here with you so [Dawn] It's no or it's yes But either way you gotta take the test [Becky] A squat and a squeeze, A prayer and a please, It's nothin' [Dawn] A stick an' a line [Jenna] Just one of 'em- if I'm lucky [Becky & Dawn] A pot and a piss Here we go sis an' we'll keep our focus on [All] The negative! [Becky] (spoken) Read the instructions. [Dawn] (spoken) Se puede saber la duración de la- [Becky] (spoken) English! [Dawn] (spoken) Do not insert the test stick into your vagina. [Becky] (spoken) Woow. Thank you, Dawn. [Jenna] How'd I ever get myself in this mess? One drunk night an' that stupid red dress [Dawn] (spoken) Aw, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice-skating outfit! [Becky] (spoken) Oh, stay with us, Dawn! [Dawn] Maybe his machinery is broken somehow? What if his boys don't swim, I mean, wow! (spoken) Miraculous luck! [Becky] (spoken) Yeah, miraculous! (sung) to get away with it unprotected fu-! [Jenna] Funny how one night can ruin your whole life [Becky & Dawn] Don't go there yet We don't know what the test says [Jenna] I'm already panicked! [Becky] (spoken) Just calm down, god damn it! [Dawn] Maybe it'll all be fine [Becky & Dawn] Maybe there'll be just one line [All] Come on, Negative! [Dawn] (spoken) I thought you don't sleep with your husband much anymore? [Jenna] (spoken) Well, I - (sigh) he got me drunk. I do stupid things when I drink, like-- sleep with my husband. [Becky] (spoken) Honey, we've all made that mistake. [All] Focus on the negative! [Becky] This will all be alright [Dawn] It was only one night [Jenna] Someone Send me a sign [Becky & Dawn] One line [All] One line (ding) [Becky & Dawn] That means the test is ready- this is it... [Jenna] (spoken) ...sh**.