Well, that big dumb blonde with gorgeous george And turtle, a friend of theirs, with his cheques all forged And his cheeks in a chunk with a cheese in the cash They're all gonna be there at that million dollar bash, and it's Chorus Ooh baby, ooh-ee Ooh baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash Everybody from right now go over there and back The louder they come, well, the bigger they crack Come now, sweet cream, and don't forget the flash We're all gonna meet at that million dollar bash (chorus) Well, i took my counsellor out to the barn Silly nelly was there, she told him a yarn Then along came jones and emptied the trash Everybody went down to that million dollar bash (chorus) Well, i been hittin' it too hard, you know, my stones won't take I get up in the morning, bit too early to wake First it's ''hello'' and ''goodbye'', and then push and then crash But everybody's gonna make it to that million dollar bash (chorus) Well, i looked at my watch, then i looked at my wrists Punched myself in my face with my fists And i took my taters back a-home to be mashed But then i made it right on to that million dollar bash (chorus)