If I could look past it I'd be Big and free What I'd be If I could run faster I'd be You know where I'd be You know where I'd be If I could think harder I'd see More than me I can't see If I could run faster I'd be You know where I'd be Life was easy for a dog like me I ran faster than anybody Through the bushes into the store Liquor cabinet and out the back door Took time off to make a deal with myself If I could keep this bottle up on the shelf I'd drink a different drink for a while And love my body love my style I got lovers and I got friends Got everything I need to meet the ends Please don't look me in the eye If you do I think I might cry I got money and I got fame The only thing I don't got Is someone to blame Leave me here so I can be a man Gotta figure out the way that I am