My dog just ran away and I am feeling pretty bad I've been sneaking out at night and my parents are real mad I've been taking lots of d** cause they teach me not to care. yeah, I guess that's how you cheat because life doesn't play fair. My brother told me that he's gonna k** himself tonight with a whole bottle of Prozac or a shiny kitchen knife he said that when he is dead ill have his Nintendo 64 and I can play all it night long sitting on the basement floor My girlfriend told me that she doesn't love me anymore and I wish I didn't care but I thought she was really cool so I drank a ton of liquor then I threw up in her sink she said next time use the toilet then she offered me a drink