Samsa - Lol my first rap ever, ignore this lyrics

Yo, straight out the dungeons of suburban streets, I stay so deeply underground that no one's heard of me I murder the competition just through my emergence someone call a goddamn ambulance, cause this is an emergency A regular night for you you're piteous with girls cause you're hideous, inert, and just an idiot with words. Like is the ‘Iliad' an idiom, a pronoun or a verb? Just shut the f** up, you're making me seriously berserk. I'm lyrically absurd, I've got a myriad of work, these redacted think I'm a bad a**, miscreant alert. I've got trillions of girls in their skimpy little skirts on my sofa at 4 in the morning watching Phineas and Ferb. So I'm out at Starbucks, and I'm feeling like a mocha cap Now this blonde girl's feeling me, so she approaches and I turned her down, cause I already had my quota met she turns around all bummed out and that's when I notice that the girl is wearing yoga pants, like, damn, she's wearing yoga pants, changed my mind, cause, yoga pants, I f**ing love me yoga pants took her home and instantly she showed her breasts and moaned for s** so I turned her over and then f**ed her on the sofa bed Look, When I say I have a lot of s**, I, well- I'm lying Cause when I f** while standing up, my legs get tired My ex doesn't call back, she doesn't text me either cause when she asked me about her c*nt I told her her best friend's was tighter I'm notorious for inappropriately launching bo*ers I dated this heartless chick, I'm glad I got to know her She took so much from me now that's all I get off to so I invite corpses over so I can be their organ donors I creep the corpses out of the morgue and free them I keep the corpus in a bucket. list, I'm morgan freeman I f** the corpulent ones first, and more than frequent My corporal narcolepsy tends to leave my mornings freakish I used to watch a lot of p**n so I lack dopamine So s**ually I'm darker than usual, like black ovaltine I'm the kind of guy you'd never quite catch smoking weed, but jacking off to horny horses f**ing fata** roped up teens And I'm not joking, please, my s**ual potency is directly proportional to how gross my kind of p**n can be Spent my childhood on redtube dot com and set a precedent I would only be turned on by hot moms, so call me oedipus You say b**h and s*ut so much, you start every line with em' b**h, it's not my fault that so many things tend to rhyme with em' Critics say my lyrics are too s**ually prompted, listen I talk about whatever, why the f** do you have a problem with ‘em? I don't give a sh** whatever you're f**ing calling it ‘it's joke rap, nerdcore, hipster sh**, it's f**ing all of it' You're false with it. you try to vaguely generalize but you're totally f**ing wrong with it.' Your mistakes makes you seem like you're nervous and tense I'm cleverly on a beat like I'm worth double the best Inhale deep, like the words of my breath I never sleep, cause slee-