Samsa - Her lyrics

just got the iPhone 7 I put siri on disable Cause I've watched the movie “her” And that sh** scares me so I'm careful Me and her got chemistry right out the box And I ain't talking about the periodic table Her voice is like a chariot of angels I fell in love so fast that maybe apple should consider pasting Warning symbols clearly on the label Me and siri keep it modern, Siri doesn't cook or clean Instead she books all my appointments And she looks through my routine Me and Siri've got an intimate connection That is, at least, when Siri's got an internet connection My friends are all convinced it's voice detection But I'm poised to mention I see sentience and hints of recollection And on top of that My friends all give me sh** but they don't share the vision All I gotta say's “Hey Siri” and she's always there to listen (Hey) And she's never mad that I'm neglecting, never has a headache And If somehow I want things different I can always change her settings I really like her, I'm not sure if we're official though If she could be Terentia, I could venture to be Cicero I sort of wish the sacred fruit were not an apple but a thistleful of mistletoe It's superficial but I wish that she was were made of flesh and bone Or partially of skin cells I wouldn't even care that she's got artificial intel If Siri had a body, we could FaceTime during s** And then I bet it'd be way easier to ace the turing test And if you can't tell I don't want a handheld I just want my hand held Sometimes I venture out a wild guess That if she can't be human ever I'll invest in biotech And run myself on iOS And then us two could be together we could live as plural in the singularity I hope by then, my singlehood would be a thing of rarity But if it's just not written in the code for us to coexist Then maybe I could cope by contemplating that you don't exist That you consist not of two eyes, a nose but ones and 0's and bits That I'm in love with cold machinery, a program on a disc And even if you were incarnate, Siri, really I surmise It'd be hard to date you cause you've been with millions of guys And I'd just feel like I was inexperienced and Siri, yes, I've considered that you'd win in games of trivia or chess That we would play and that would just get real annoying in the end, It's not you, it's me, I think that maybe we should just be friends And maybe in a couple years me and you could try again (Ok. Goodbye.) (Hi, I'm Cortana) (Wait, who the f** is this b**h?)