Sammy J - Rap lyrics

Oh no, it just started to happen I took a sip of my juice and I think I'm now... Rappin' I didn't mean to do this, wasn't part of any plan But flavour of my juice is turning me into an an-imal Duck! I'm over your head If I had a 2B pencil then I'd pump you full of lead! 'Cos this fruit juice, baby It's drivin' me crazy These flavours and preservatives Are making me conservative No abortion, no gay rights Now freeze, match, reignite! My comfort zone Has just been blown I'm a musical comedian Not fluent in this medium I shouldn't be rapping, should be playing my piano But you wouldn't hear that thing on an iPod Nano Two gig, four gig, bigger would be better I'd blame it on Madonna, but I've never even met her And I've never popped a cap in the booty of a b**h Didn't grow up in the ghetto, had a very normal Situation as a child It was mild Now it's time for a little freestyling! Spiegeltent! Schmiegelbent! Miegelwent! Freestyling over! Now I'm back in the game Just forget about that last bit, it was all in your brain So let's break it down now, just to love one another 'Cos I don't wanna spend my life being a colour Macaulay Culkin in a Michael Jackson film clip I see some of you that got it, I see some of you that didn't But that's cool, baby, don't hold back Yeah, just because I'm skinny doesn't mean I'm not black Now remember when I'm finished up performing this arrangement I'm fifty-eight kilograms of pure entertainment Wiki-wiki-wiki-wiki-wiki-wiki!