The sun is up, the sky is blue There's no one here, just me and you This would be such a perfect moment If you were breathing The birds are whistling in the trees And there's a gentle summer breeze It's a lovely day, so please Would you start breathing? Our picnic started really well I made you peanut bu*ter sandwiches But you forgot to tell me You're allergic to peanuts... and sandwiches It's quite a shock, but all the same Now I get twice as much champagne And that should take away the shame Of abducting you in the first place