Sam I Am - Homeboy lyrics

I can't get up because if I do I'll just be staring at the wally I'll take a long look around me And forget what I got up for Breakfast being the only thing That gets me out of bed My stomach screams and to the floor I fall Gluey eyed I stumble through my room and down the hall At least I can scratch my balls Cocoa Crispies calling my name and crackling in my head My pipes are getting rusty My brain smells more like cheese I think I'll watch some t.v. or spin a record instead Cheers Love Connection or something like the Dating Game