[Hook: Mike Bars] Yo Sam, am I the dopest? You know it! Aye, Karess! Am I the dopest? You know it! Aye y'all, am I the dopest? You know it! You want a fly style, well Mike's about to show it [Verse 1: Mike Bars] All these b**hes trip cause I'm well known And flip like a cell phone They wanna (Laugh) and tickle my Elmo I make em lick it, then just stick em like velcro And now she wanna kick it...uh, hell no! It's Mike B, and I might be The tightest emcee up on the mic, besides me You better be celibate if you don't f** with my swagger "See, I can flow fast too!" Like every other white rapper Since Adam and Eve, I been rappin with ease Like I pa**ed up the C's and spit after the D's Between this cracker and me, who could actually free? If he a lil' bit of gangsta, I'm a capitol G I'm just the phatter emcee And that's phat with a P Like I drank a fifth of Captain, grabbed my bladder and squeezed Literally raising the bars, son You callin me a f*ggot, then you probably are one [Hook: Karess] Aye Mike! Am I the dopest? You know it! Yo Sam! Am I the dopest? You know it! Aye y'all! Am I the dopest? You know it! You want a fly style? Karess about to show it! [Verse 2: Karess] Watch a n***a come through with a premium flow In the studio chillin', n***a, cheifin' the dro Amazing with the rhymes, staying on my grind Groupies on my jock, but i dont pay 'em any mind Cheesy with the cash, greasy with the raps Tell a bad b**h she can meet me at tha pad n***as try to sound beastly on the tracks Its a long shot, but i make it look easy off the gla** Replay n***a, 3 grape swishers Weed stay in us while the dj spin us Y'all n***as is some weak, lame spitters Step up and get your weak frame injured My sound is awesome, need a pound of that loud sour chronic f** what the amount is costin' Any beat you hand out, I'mma power bomb it And got a style so foul, I'm about to vomit [Hook: Sam I Am] Yo Mike! Am I the dopest? You know it! Karess - am I the dopest? You know it! Hey y'all! Am I the dopest? You know it! You want a fly style? Well Sam's about to show it! [Verse 3: Sam I Am] Am I the dopest to smash on hits? Yeah, you know it You don't even have to ask the sh** I'm grabbin' the mic and I'm flowin' I have to spit Hear the system blowin' As people are rollin' past in whips I am dangerous Clenchin' on this mic so tight I damn near sprained my wrist But thats just how i came to grips With the fact that i was gonna be famous, kids I remember looking up at the stars, saying I was aim for this So if i get a chance I'm gonna have to grab and run I just wanna relax, spit some tracks, and have some fun And you know my raps are sweet So when you hear me smash a beat Y'all already know just who it has to be It's the S into the A into the M into the I Am So when I'm asking everybody who the dopest is You better believe I wanna hear from my fans I Am! [Mike Bars] Am I The Dopest? You know it! [Karess] Am I The Dopest? You know it! [Sam I Am] Am I The Dopest? You know it!