Sam Bra** Knuckles - f** Turkeys lyrics

[Intro] Dancin' on the beat [Verse 1] f**in' turkey, I'll strike you three times in a row Nervous motherf**er You on pins and needles now 30 pins down f**in' turkey on the ground Gobble, gobble! Hate that sound So stupid that you open up your mouth And look up while it's raining till you drown Even down syndrome victims aren't as damn dumb as you I've found I like to do what Eminem do Click-clack, blaow! Hit the ground, motherf**er dead now Go to hell, squawk as loud as you want all the way down Won't make a difference Cause you a f**in' turkey Rather have Thanksgiving beef jerky It's more worthy to be the meat that we ate When we celebrate Thanksgiving Day The day when the Pilgrims and Indians swayed back and forth Cause they're friends and they're gay As in happy, not h*mo, okay That's what we were taught in school anyway [Hook] There's a rainstorm outside Go out there and open wide Cause you'll save me a bullet I will sh** you in the toilet I will strike you three times I don't mean that we are bowling You'd better say good-bye Down to hell is where you're going [Verse 2] But why does a turkey represent a holiday? By the way, all that Pilgrim Indian sh** is fake It was cold and they starved And they were all in pain And there was no f**in' turkey that everyone ate New rhyme! My favorite thing about Thanksgiving time I get an excuse to shoot you right between the eyes And feast on the corpse after I show the guys Flyin' away would be wise But the only way a turkey flies is when it's shot out of a cannon But then it dies Just give up b**h, you can't escape your demise What I call a hunt, you call h*mocide But when you drown yourself, it's suicide I'll k** you and restore my pride Can't let you live I'd be the laughing stock of the whole ride back For goodness sake I can't take that gobble noise you make Gimme a break and drop dead on my plate It's Thanksgiving, so thanks for giving me a f**ing headache [Hook] There's a rainstorm outside Go out there and open wide Cause you'll save me a bullet I will sh** you in the toilet I will strike you three times I don't mean that we are bowling You'd better say good-bye Down to hell is where you're going