Today I look like a man with a beard With a monkey on my shoulder, in the yard Oh I think Ive got a sock in my pocket And my trousers are too large Im in love with a moonhead fruitcake Im in love with a moonhead fruitcake Im in love But its all pink charm Extremely purple Im celebrating Its my 5th birthday Which makes me happy, light & dim Like a zeppelin Im running little circles round the playground Till my tongue sticks out of my mouth And it does: ghhh ghhhh ghhh I want monkey spoon banana cakes And lemonade Im in love with a moonhead fruitcake Im in love But its all pink charm Extremely purple Im celebrating Its my 5th birthday Which makes me happy, light & dim Like a zeppelin Out in the garden I see a monkey Eating my breakfast Stealing bananas He is a busker I want to bite him Im gonna bake him Like a banana Like a zeppelin