In the world of him Girly men walk sweetly across the borders of skin Latex icons line the shelves like toy soldiers in a s** army Up uncle Norbert's skirt The patriotic wind blows Stiffening his mighty sword Jesus waits behind the counter For the soldiers to return From the march to Bethlehem Oh what a wonderful war it was So sleek and artificial Every uniform a meaningless waltz of detail Every night a fire in Vienna (3x) The patriotic wind blows Stiffening his mighty sword . . .waits behind the counter for the soldiers to return oh what a wonderful war it was so sleek and artificial every night a fire in Vienna (who sings?)