Sally Jill Barris - Weed Instead of Roses lyrics

[Verse 1] Baby we've been together for a long, long time You get home from work and then we just turn out the lights Lately I've been dreaming you in leather, me in lace Let's put up the teddy bears, and get out the whips and chains [Chorus] Give me weed instead of roses Bring me whiskey instead of wine Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time I don't need a card from Hallmark Box of candy, heaven knows Give me weed instead of roses Let's see where it goes [Verse 2] Honey you don't have to worry There ain't no one else for me Lately we have fallen under the same routine I ain't getting any younger, oh but you don't seem to care Let's trade in the boxers for some s**y underwear [Chorus] [Verse 3] Let's send the kids to grandma And call in sick to work Put on some heavy metal Rip the phone off of the hook Go call your no good brother We both know what he's been growing I'll be waiting with the whipped cream And baby let's get going [Chorus] [Outro] You pull out the Polaroid And I'll strike a couple poses Oh let's get a little wild Bring me weed instead of roses