[Hook x4] "Huh huh huh, now what was I to do? She's crying over me and she was feeling blue, I said" - Slick Rick (Repeat 4x) [Verse 1] I was walking down the street, just a minding my biz I saw this young lady, the ultimate She had a pair of jugs that was so fine Then I took a look at that behind 36-24-36, I looked to her and I said "I need a fix" I asked her the same blahzay, blahzay Her name, where she live, and how much she weigh I got her digits and gave her my 1-800 beeper number You can leave a message under the name of Rhumba I know you're bugging off the nickname, I would be too But every time she be walking, she turns the heads of the crew Word is bond, I wouldn't be messing With this girl if I knew she was an adolescent To all the guys over 21, here's the news: It's the hip-hop version of the Young Girl Bluez [Hook x4] [Verse 2] As the story goes on, I get a little deeper I got a strange message on my 1-800 beeper Call my looney, crazy, psychotic or dumb But I got a good message from a girl named Rum She said come and get me from Mickey D's at 8 That's where I work after school, pick me up for a date I was so excited that she called my pager But never thought to ask if she was a teenager She mentioned going to school, but I didn't think it was high If you saw what I saw, then you'd know why You wouldn't believe or even think of A bird like that could be a dove I picked her up in my Lexus coupe Only God knows what I'm doing is an oof Am I robbing a cradle? I'm very confused I'm stuck in the middle of the Young Girl Bluez [Hook x4] [Verse 3] Now I was seeing her for about half a year Everything was fine and dandy without shedding a tear Age ain't nothing but a number, that's what Chi-Ali said Okay, then why don't you get that through the judge's head? Proceeding along, I must have to say It was coming very close to her birthday I asked "What do you want?" She said "A pair of earrings" I never knew what an avalanche the future brings Her birthday came and she gave a party I arrived kind of late to the place to be People was excited for seeing my face If my mother ever knew, I would be a disgrace "How old are you now?" to Rhumba-reen I was in shock when they screamed "Sixteen!" I felt like falling apart when I heard the news This is the never-ending saga of the Young Girl Bluez [Hook x4]