Saga - Press 9 lyrics

If you want the IRS to go away Go ahead, press 9 If you told a lie and you regret that day Go ahead, press 5 If you're dodging more than 7 unpaid bills Go ahead, press 1 If you're stuck in traffic and you wanna k** Go ahead, press 2 I know that yesterday Is not that far away And now I'm all alone I'll find another way But maybe not today 'Cause now I'm right at home If you're worried sick about a third world war Go ahead, press star If your evil neighbour's knocking at your door Go ahead, press 4 I know that yesterday Is where it's going to stay And now I', all alone I'll find the will to stray Perhaps some other day But now I'm right at home If you think your weather's acting kind of strange Go ahead, press 3 If your old computer died or crashed again Go ahead, press 8 If your God just seems to be ignoring you Go ahead, press 6 If your favourite team is just about to lose Go ahead, press 10 If you're always hungry and you're gaining weight Go ahead, press 12 If you want the IRS to go away Go ahead, press 9