IRVING!!, WHERE ARE MY MAXI PADS?? HELP ME FIND THEM BEFORE I PAINT THE WHOLE HOUSE RED!! You men have it soooo easy... I wish that you could feel this just once... I'M PASSING CLOTS THE SIZE OF BASKETBALLS!!! [CHORUS] PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES OH GOD, IT'S STAINED THROUGH ONTO MY NEW DRESS!! GOD DAMN IT, WHY'D THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW?? I CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THIS, I LOOK LIKE I'VE BEEN SHOT!! OHHH...You're hungry are you? Well COME HERE IRVING DARLING... HOW ABOUT A BLOODY MARY!!! [CHORUS]