f** the middle east There's too many problems They just get in the way We sure could live without them They hijack our planes They raise our oil prices We'll k** them all and have a ball And end their f**in' crisis Beiruit, Lebanon Won't exist once we're done Libya, Iran We'll flush the bsatards down the can Sryians and Shiites Crush their faces with our might Then Isreal and Egypt can live in peace Without these dicks