S.n.f.u. - Appraise The Lord lyrics

Twas praying to the heavens just the other night When in thru the door walked Jesus Christ He showed me proof, he had nail holes in his hands And thirty none scars on his unclothed back So I decided to profit off this 'Christ' If Falwell can do it, then why can't I? I went t to the man to get him appraised And he just laughed into my face He said, " There's not much value I GOD these day's" There's not much value in G-O-D I tried the museum but the answer was the same Here I stuck with a God I couldn't even give away It turned out my 'Christ' wasn't worth a cent I ended up ditching the guy on some churches step I went to get the man to get him appraised...