S.n.f.u. - Elfie Schlegel lyrics

Pulled a muscle I popped a joint My useless body Is falling apart I used to be limber I used to have finesse Now I'm just a pencilneck But it wasn't always this way I remember way back in the day I used to somersault like elfie schlegel Coming off the uneven bars Saw my chiropractor My question he did answer Said you better take care I better get some Medicare I'm not getting younger so said my doctor I'm no spring chicken pigeon But it wasn't always this way I remember way back in the day I used to somersault like elfie schlegel Doing her floor excersize routine