S*A*M and Sluggo - If You Can Afford Me lyrics

[Verse 1] If you want me The cherry on top, the pick of the peck, the crème de la crop If you want me, you better do better than that tonight, oh oh If you want me, it takes more than a wink More than a drink, and more than you think If you want me, you're gonna have to break the bank, tonight Cause some don't have the patience Some call me high maintenance But you pay the bill, cause that's the deal [Chorus] If you want to ride, just name your price And don't play cheap with your heart And don't make a bet if you can't write the check for me, for me Cause I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost If you can afford me [Verse 2] If you want me, I'm not a piece of a**, a one night stand, a storage shed I think you better walk by, tonight, oh no If you want me, then stop begging I don't put out for charity If you want me, there's no discount price tonight But I don't need your dollar bills I just want something real Cause nothing's free, except a loving me [Chorus] If you want to ride, just name your price And don't play cheap with your heart And don't make a bet if you can't write the check for me, for me Cause I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost If you can afford me [Breakdown] If you want me The cherry on top, the pick of the peck, the crème de la crop [Chorus] (2x) If you want to ride, just name your price And don't play cheap with your heart And don't make a bet if you can't write the check for me, for me Cause I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost If you can afford me