Romeo and Rudy Valentino they had the moves And Don Juan and James Bond they were so smooth and then there's me I see you and I don't know what to do I'm doing fine until you walk into the room I don't know why you have such a strange effect on me I asked my teacher up at school he said it was chemistry I see you and I don't know what to think My mind goes blank so please excuse me I need a drink When I look at you and you are looking back at me I crash and burn as hard as anybody else I've seen Crash and burn, crash and burn (x 2) I see you and I don't know what to say I usually speak English it just seems I can't today I ask the same dumb questions ten times in a row I crash and burn as hard as anybody else I know I see you and I don't know how to act I start to fidget with my hands and I lose my tact I stand there with the most dumbfounded look on my face I crash and burn as hard as any driver I've ever seen in any race