[Verse 1] There's a game in the world, a little bit of cat and mouse With the boys and the girls, and if I had to ante up I'd bet on the birds, ‘cause they don't have to get caught up With the boys and the girls, and a little game of cat and mouse [Chorus 1] Mommy did it, daddy did it, funny little monkeys in the zoo do it Stupid does it, ugly do it, only the unlucky of us get to do it Let's fall in love [Verse 2] There's a game in the world, a little bit of cat and mouse With the boys and the girls, and if I had to ante up I'd bet on the birds, ‘cause they don't have to walk around With the boys and the girls, and a little bit of cat and mouse [Chorus 2] Mommy did it, daddy did it Even though I bet they wish they really didn't Mary did it, Joey did it, even little bitty baby Jesus did it Yuppies do it, junkies do it, funny little monkeys in the zoo do it Stupid does it, the foolish do it, only the unlucky of us get to do it Let's fall in love [Chorus] Mommy did it, daddy did it, funny little monkeys in the zoo do it Stupid does it, ugly do it, only the unlucky of us get to do it