Any way Any way, I can help you through the day I for one, know the sun, so I'll tell him to stay out This letter grade, you got an "A", congratulate yourself kid Would I have known that today's your birthday? I've been sitting here all day thinking that today's your worst day We'll celebrate and stay up late, and watch our favorite TV show Would you know, it was cancelled yesterday We'll get that guy, who threw that rock into my windshield I can only ask why he wouldn't give a sh** about how he thinks I'd feel And no one can describe, as patient as I am, how bad I want this deal So we'll get that guy who threw that rock into my windshield Yesterday all across the state, on the news they showed your face And your name, your hiding place, and I'm afraid it's too late By the way, at the bottom of the page On the line, I signed your name and your whole life away