I was robbed I was framed What ever happens now ain't no fault of mine I got born I got blamed Guess I should have read that detour sign I took off I hid out Jesus promised me he'd show me a sign Take your little world and show it up you're askin' me buddy I'm tellin' you friend You ain't gonna pin that rap on me this time 'Cause I'm waitin' for some girl to pick me up on her way down She'll know me in the suspect book in the show-up line in the lost and found I was burned I was fried There's someone out there waitin' just for me Dirty blond dirty mind We're goin' on a tri-state k**-spree Pedal's down safety's off Don't you try to take her love from me I'm warnin' you back out buddy You ain't gonna steal her love from me this time 'Cause I'm waitin' for some girl to pick me up on her way down I'm gonna get my money back startin' with the drug-store quack That jerked me out and hit my back and never shed a tear That old man's gonna be surprised he'll be cryin' through both his eyes When I walk up and say the jerk's right here We're rollin' through your town tonight skid marks on your face all right When she picks me up on her way down.