What if I told you That you're a lovely gal And I'd adore you If you'd just show me how right now What if I told you Things that I have inside Shoulder to cry on Someone that I confide right now I can't see The life that's left in front of me So drop me off I can't do The things that I was meant to Just drop me in What if I told you That you're a stupid who*e And I want nothing Your life is such a bore to me What if I told you I speak with honesty You said yourself, girl Best things in life are free Right now, right away I can't see The life that's left in front of me So drop me off I can't do The things that I was meant to So drop me in Never better, never worse Never better, never worse Never better, never worse Never better, never worse