As I peer out of my window at night Catching a glimpse and stirring my appetite Can't tear my eyes off the sights on the street Another derriere Another derriere Ah, Master Pa**ion, you've laid into me While I observe, there goes 1, 2, and 3 So many walking the streets endlessly Another derriere Another derriere Doctor, rid me of this desire, ire, ire (Doctor, rid me of this desire (Doctor, rid me of this desire)) Doctor, help me put out this fire, fire, fire (Doctor, help me put out this fire, fire, fire (Doctor, help me put out this fire, fire, fire)) Fine, if that is what you desire A little bit off the top (x4) Out on the streets, cured at last, so relieved Oh no, again, once again, I'm aggrieved "Crack" goes the whip, Master Pa**ion is sweet Another derriere Another derriere Can't look away, can't pretend they're not there Cover my eyes, but I know they're still there (know they're still there) Run to the doctor, it's come back again Another derriere Another derriere Doctor, rid me of this desire, ire, ire (Doctor, rid me of this desire (Doctor, rid me of this desire)) Something more invasive this time A little more off the top (x2) I guarantee it will stop I think that this time, it'll stop Out on the streets, well, I guess that is that Oh no, a derriere, I'm thrown to the mat (thrown to the mat) Now Master Pa**ion is at it again Another derriere Another derriere Doctor, do not hold back the cure, ire, ire (Doctor, rid me of this desire (Doctor, rid me of this desire)) If that's what you want, here we go Yet a little more off the top Still a little more off the top And a little more off the top Yet a little more off the top (x2) Still a little more off the top And a little more off the top Yet a little more off the top There sits the man, not much there, almost gone Still he perseves something tries to grab on Gnarled fist attempts it, but now he is gone His final derriere The final derriere