Rugburns - Rub Somebody (the Right Way) lyrics

I knew a man who came down from kentucky And everyone would whisper, "boy he sure is lucky" He'd go to church every sunday and have breakfast at stuckey's He rubbed somebody the right way And all i'm askin' for you to do Is live by this simple creed i give to you Just take five minutes out of your day And rub somebody the right way Well i knew a woman who could act like a girl She held the secret for peace in this world She'd stand on her porch, with a baton she'd twirl Singing, "rub somebody the right way" And all i'm askin' for you to do Is live by this simple creed i give to you Just take five minutes out of your day And rub somebody the right way Now i know there's times you're frustrated and low You'd like a shotgun to shoot down your foes You swam with your sorrows, but both of you drowned So tighten your seatbelt, wipe off that frown And all i'm askin' for you to do Is live by this simple creed i give to you Just take five minutes out of your day And rub somebody the right way Time pa**es quick, and you know how it goes You can open your arms, you can turn up your nose You'll have much, much more fun if you make peace with your foes And rub somebody the right way And all i'm askin' for you to do Is live by this simple creed i give to you Just take five minutes out of your day And rub somebody the right way And all i'm askin' for you to do Is live by this simple creed i give to you Just take five minutes out of your day And rub somebody the right way Got to rub somebody the right way