Rugburns - Hitchhiker Joe lyrics

Don't pick up hitchhiker joe He'll slit your throat And cut off your big toe, i tell you He'll make you smile From ear to ear Gonna lock you in a trunk For ninety-nine years Don't do it now Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom I had a cousin who came from vermont Next thing i know, that cousin was gone Truck driver saw him picking up hitchhiker joe Now his spleen's on the sidewalk helping flowers grow Don't pick up hitchhiker joe He'll slit your throat And cut off your big toe, i tell you He'll make you smile From ear to ear Gonna lock you in a trunk For ninety-nine years Don't do it now Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom My best friend eddie called from l.a. Said we'd have dinner later that day I've got a feeling, and it's more than a hunch My poor friend eddie was that hitchhiker's lunch Don't pick up hitchhiker joe He'll slit your throat And cut off your big toe, i tell you He'll make you smile From ear to ear Gonna lock you in a trunk For ninety-nine years Don't do it now Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Hitchhiker joe ain't no vegetarian If you see him on the highway Steer clear of him He got a knife in his sock And a razor up his sleeve And a chainsaw in his pack And he's gonna make you bleed, yeah, yeah Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom My girfriend lois called from talaha**ee She picked up that dude at the spam factory That was the last time that i saw her smile My best advice is don't eat spam for a while Don't pick up hitchhiker joe He'll slit your throat And cut off your big toe, i tell you He'll make you smile From ear to ear Gonna lock you in a trunk For ninety-nine years Don't do it now Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Don't pick up (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom) Hitchhiker joe (bom, bom, bom, bom) He'll slit your throat (bom, bom, bom, bom) And cut off your big toe He'll make you smile (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom) From ear to ear (bom, bom, bom, bom) Gonna lock you in a trunk (bom, bom, bom, bom) For ninety-nine years Don't do it now Don't pick up hitchhiker joe (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom) He'll slit your throat (bom, bom, bom, bom) And cut off your big toe (bom, bom, bom, bom) He'll make you smile (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom) From ear to ear (bom, bom, bom, bom) Gonna lock you in a trunk (bom, bom, bom, bom) For ninety-na-na-na-na-na-na-na now (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom) Do-ooh-ooh-n't (bom, bom, bom, bom) Pick up (bom, bom, bom, bom) Hitchhiker (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom) He got to cut off your big, your big, your big (bom, bom, bom, bom) He'll make you smile (bom, bom, bom, bom) From ear to ear (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom) Gonna lock you