Rugburns - The Fairies Came lyrics

I met a boy in a bar last night He smiled and i saw his wiggly tooth I pulled it out put it under his pillow that night The fairies came into his room The fairies came The fairies came The fairies came that night The fairies came into his room Worked on a barge in ontario The captain was a slimy f--king drunk We hit a reef, and it was scary-o The oil all leaked out, and then we sunk The fairies came The fairies came The fairies came that night The fairies came and drove us home I met a girl on the ferry boat She had wings, and gold dust in her teeth Then i reached down and felt her magic wand And i realized that he was just like me That fairy came That fairy came That fairy came that night That fairy came to be my best friend carl Walked on a bridge Walked on a bridge Oh where's my bridge? Yeah, yeah, one, two, three, four La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la I got a job at a fast food joint I sold coke and straws by the pound My fairy godmother laughed at me And she kicked my sorry a** right out of town She kicked my a** She kicked my a** She kicked my sorry a** She kicked my a** right out of town I met a boy in a bar last night He smiled and i saw his wiggly tooth I pulled it out put it under his pillow that night The fairies came into his room The fairies came The fairies came The fairies came that night The fairies came into his room