Rufus Wainwright - Swings Both Ways lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm coming out of the sandbox You'll get covered in dog doo I'm gonna get off the sea saw Say goodbye to your mama Oh yeah, let's get high on some Pop Rock Pop Rock and Coke I'll blow your sock off Teach how to laugh at daddy's dirty jokes [Pre-Chorus] Don't hedge your bets, double down If you want to get ahead in Tinsel Town Turn that smile upside down Happy people don't have s** [Chorus 1] Now Robbie, everybody swings both ways From the butchest, the bandits The fairest, the f*ggots And singers with everything they need Everybody swings both ways Face it Robbie, you're a little bit gay Shall we dance? [Verse 2] I'm getting hot on the pavement Can you find me some gra**? I have a certain arrangement Up the Khyber Pa** Oh yeah, let's get high with some fruit cake Fruit cake and tea And after I've done her Well you can do me Oh, boy [Pre-Chorus] Don't hedge your bets, double down If you want to get ahead in Tinsel Town Just follow me you enormous clown Clever people don't have s** [Chorus 2] Now Rufus, everybody swings both ways The bully, the bigot The giant, the midget And singers with everything they need Everybody swings both ways Face it Rufus, you're a tad gay Oh, yeah? Face it Robbie Uh huh? You're a little bit gay