Do you love an apple? Do you love a pear? Do you love a laddy with curly brown hair? Why yes i love him, i'll never deny him, I'll always love him 'till the day that i die Before i got married i wore a black shall, But after i'm married, i wore bugger-all But still i love him, i'll never deny him, I'll always love him 'till the day that i die He stands on the corner, a f*g in his mouth, His hands in his pockets he whistles me out But still i love him, i'll never deny him, I'll always love him 'till the day that i die Do you love an apple? Do you love a pear? Do you love a laddy with curly brown hair? Why yes i love him, i'll never deny him, I'll always love him 'till the day that i die