Rudy Ray Moore - Big Daddy vs. Dolemite lyrics

[Big Daddy Kane] Mmm.. ohh yeah Mmm, mmm, mmm, ohh yeah Allow me to introduce myself As the Big Daddy Kane A smooth lover from around the way That's bound to drive any b**h insane [Dolemite (Rudy Raw Moore)] Well Dolemite is my name And rappin and tappin is my game [Kane] Oh yeah? Well me tell you somethin Mr. Dolemite The sh** you talkin years ago, I could see But it's the 90's now and rap is all about me [Dolemite] Listen.. when it comes down to rappin I was THROUGH with it before you learned what to do with it I'm the KING so I'm stakin my claim In the rappin game Y'know? For all players, I am the speaker I'm also known as the hot p**y seeker When it comes down to ridin up and down in some p**y I make it weaker Also it gets a little deeper I was walkin down Broadway the other day An old old lady came my way She said, "I'll be glad when you 'come 18 I'm gonna give you a funkin like you ain't never seen!" I said, "LADY! Why wait for so much time to pa**? I've been WANTIN to tear up yo' old gray a**" So I pulled out my dick It was so shiny it looked like it was painted The ho took one look and damn near fainted I stuck it in the b**h and the b**h began to shout That, "Oh Mr. Dolemite, take that motherf**er OUT!" [Kane] Well you ain't sayin nothin slick to a can of oil I walked barefoot from New York to Dallas Won for Pimp of the Year at the Caesar's Palace Made a big snowstorm on the 4th of July And drunk the waters in the Atlantic Ocean til that sh** was dry I was makin money before Washington was put on a bill And I kicked Jack's a** and took his ho Jill I'm the one who broke the bull's back And made people say fu*k McDonald's and call ME the Big Mac [Dolemite] Why you long lanky motherf**er You ain't nothin but a s**er! I was born in a barrel of butcher knives Shot in the a** with two Colt .45's I've been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel I chew up railroad iron, and sh** out steel! I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale Handcuff lightning and throw THUNDER's a** in jail [Kane] Why you ignorant decrepit motherf**er Let me tell you somethin I'm the one that put the M in mackin Because when you did it you was only actin I made pimpin a full time job So b**hes wouldn't have to go out and rob I made the streets of New York hot as a SAUNA And hung a Home Sweet Ho sign on every corner Yes I'm the player of all players and the mack of all macks Give a headache to Excedrin and knock the sh*t out of Ex-Lax [Dolemite] Why you insecure no business barn junkyard Rat soup eatin motherf**er!! It was in the early 1960's when I originated my pimpin game I was callin who*es jives a** b**hes And pimps - s**er a** lame KANE, before you can take my reign You gotta cook me a chicken and a half a day Walk from New York to Los Angeles and throw the bones away You gotta be BORN BLIND and cannot see Yo' b**hes have the POCKS in the a** so bad they can't even pee Ride a bald eagle a million feet in the AIR And get out and do the runnin man while you up there Have the Mumps and the Asiastic Flu And the Crabs around yo' a** start singin the Yankee Doodle Doo! [Kane] Aww f**it I give up